The Date, it ups!!!

Yes, yes, finally some new stuff! OK!!! So some of it's weeks or months old, but it's new to YOU, so quit yer yappin and um... enjoy). I'm sure there's news too, but who cares? I'm just doing this cos it's kinda like skylarking...

The Hunter... but will he catch his prey? (ok, so the bear wins, but the mouse goes home with a great story)
A Djinn, I love Djinns, they're so cool and wierd and unknowable (and I like how un-human this is, I imagine it being composed of green-plasma and communicating by some sort of mixed harmonic).
A more traditional Djinn (yes, they both live in the same lamp! There ain't no law against two Djinns living in a loving, supporting relationship, so BACK OFF MAN!!!!).

Mer-creature (she ain't hardly no maid no more) (jeez, how many double negatives was THAT?).

The powered armour and the alien... thing (this might go into GANGULARO).

No, I don't know what they are, I drew them during a meeting. They burn, they scuttle, they... eat custard-cream pies?

Oh crap! Not AGAIN!!!!

This is old, like... OLD (ok, it's maybe six months old) but it's all sorts of fun.

Nobody reads this...

...so I'll write what I want to! Ha ha ha, it is funny because nobody ever thought of that before, but really they did, so I am stupid.

but I'm not THAT OLD!!!! Goddamnitall, in the last fortnight I've had TWO people stand up for me on the train! I'm only 36!!!! The first one was admittedly getting off the train, and I'm guessing he saw my moustache and decided that he should give his seat to a manly MAN, but the guy that gave me a seat today didn't get off the train for AGES! And he stood up as soon as I boarded.

He said something about my bag looking heavy, but I reckon that's bullshit, he was juts intimidated by my moustache.

..cos you know they're all intimidated by it.

ANOTHER TRUE STORY FROM THE kick-ass life OF ME!

RARRRRRRRGGGGH!!!!

Look what I coughed up! Now, surely it's good for something?

(and yes, everyone says it's disgusting, but so what? it's also goddamn cool!).