Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Nobody reads this...

...so I'll write what I want to! Ha ha ha, it is funny because nobody ever thought of that before, but really they did, so I am stupid.

but I'm not THAT OLD!!!! Goddamnitall, in the last fortnight I've had TWO people stand up for me on the train! I'm only 36!!!! The first one was admittedly getting off the train, and I'm guessing he saw my moustache and decided that he should give his seat to a manly MAN, but the guy that gave me a seat today didn't get off the train for AGES! And he stood up as soon as I boarded.

He said something about my bag looking heavy, but I reckon that's bullshit, he was juts intimidated by my moustache.

..cos you know they're all intimidated by it.

ANOTHER TRUE STORY FROM THE kick-ass life OF ME!

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