Kung Fu Jungle...

Twas not the night Red feared, but the scraggly trees with their biting, biting comments!
"ooh, is that what you're wearing?"
"Here she comes in her 'camouflage'"
'Y'know that's not going to scare any wolves don't you?"
But still she persevered, her gas lantern burning low. The prospect of Wolf-Pie at the woodcutters house being just the incentive she needed!


And lo Barnaby did spy 'pon the orizon a ship of great size!
Or is that shop? (Barnaby wasn't much good with letters...)


The old insisted he was still ok to fight, and with a stick like that we weren't going to argue!

The glorious warrior and his singing blade.

His name was silent, but his tongue was not! He fought for the people, standing firm in court as he stepped up to speak (and often fight) for the little folk.

And when the speakin' were done, he'd let his blade sing for him. and BOY did it sing!

ALLTHEGODDAMNTIME!!! 'SHADDUP ALREADY', shouted Justice Dee! 'COME ON NOW!' said the Jade Emperor from his radiant seat in heaven. And still the blade sang.

Mostly mariah carey crap, but sometimes it'd do showtunes too.