Showing posts with label abstract stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label abstract stupidity. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Skyboarding

I swear this visual kicked through my head yesterday during son#1's swim class. Somehow the coach was doing his 'go!' 'GO!' GOOOOO~!' in such a fashion that I immediately thought of paratroopers (if paratroopers were 8yrs old)

Sunday, January 30, 2011

They travelled...


These boys aren't looking fer no trouble mistah, they just want a bite to eat and they'll be on their way! Yessireebob.

And do you know where the local hardware might be? They's lookin' to set up a homestead over on the back 40 behind Mr Vulpinette's place.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Wibbly Ro-bot Guy

On the Barren fields of Ulu-Jalan, the mighty ro-bots do battle and play! Unit 3, stricken with a deep craving for... whatever robots crave is almost blind with wibbly-arms and does not see his nemeses, the flat-heads, rise out of the... um... the behind-the-hill-ness!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Rough as guts!

some quick bits and pieces today - no Photoshop prettying or whatnot (ok, not much)
These are mostly pics I did for my kids...



The Fuzzy Pink Bunny!

the daughter asked me to draw a bunny 'wabbit'. Needless to say bunny wasn't supposed to be sleeping! I got in trouble for this one...


Fish Teeth

This was done while I was supposed to be helping Son#1 with his maths homework... or was it english. Sharpie and crayon (mostly cos those were what was available in his pencil case from school/or my pockets at the time).

I know it's kind've a cliched visual, the super-cute li'l fishy with the MASSIVE maw, but I also figured, what the fu- I mean... -hey. It's all good aquatic fun till someone loses a flipper.


Der Froggo

I cheated this one with some quick P'shoppy type colours. This came up in response to the weird-ass li'l frog I saw hopping about on the bitumen the other night while waiting for wifey and kiddos to pick me up from the station.
Hop li'l frog, hop!



Lion/Line

The daughter is very keen to learn reading/writing, from there she maintains it's only a hop, skip and a tango to world domination and hair-styling supremacy! She said, 'Daddy-o' (cos we're hip that way, and cos I'm writin' this, and if I admit she said, 'daddeeeeeeee' I'll have to smack you sidewards), she said, 'Daddy-o, draw a line'. So, being the perverse parent I am, I drew the image at left.

After I recovered consciousness I drew the image on the right.

Kids! Hah!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

the alpha

(I lost this image!!! ARGH!)

So now I am the blogging person, which is the thing to do, so the kids tell me.

Now if you'd join me in this amusement:
  1. Pretend I've written something terribly witty and exciting
    (possibly sardonic, definitely cynical.
    ...maybe even hipster-esque),
  2. nod head knowingly,
  3. pause,
  4. read some more,
  5. now do a spit-take (optional: spurt coke all over expensive new monitor).
The humour, the humour.