The Palace Guard...

High atop the castle wall, an elite guard keeps watch. Vigilant against... stuff, and... other stuff! Mostly against fish though, and the occasional Polar Bear, even though Penguins and Polar Bears rarely actually meet, what with being from the opposite ends of the planet. Doncha know!!!

Ninja Mouse...

CATFIGHT!

Mindless Sheep!

The fearsome sheep warriors of the high-frontier stand ready to defend their rocky empire from the evils that beset this world! Iron-headed, steel-jawed and granite lipped, they fight for the right to chew their cud, and... do whatever it is sheep do when other, decent folks aren't watching!

(yeah, I know this looks like some of the art in the KFPanda art book - that's completely accidental, but I'll take it on the chin. This came about while doing drawings for my li'l girl's school; she needs to build a wind-chime with the theme, 'family'. So I figured we'd do ourselves as our zodiac animals. Son#1 is a goat (which is also represented as a sheep in the Chinese zodiac) - hence the above image) (sorry KFPanda folks, but I've been drawing ye olde Chinese animals for a good 18yrs now, very much predating your awesome film of awesomeness).

Kung Fu Jungle...

Twas not the night Red feared, but the scraggly trees with their biting, biting comments!
"ooh, is that what you're wearing?"
"Here she comes in her 'camouflage'"
'Y'know that's not going to scare any wolves don't you?"
But still she persevered, her gas lantern burning low. The prospect of Wolf-Pie at the woodcutters house being just the incentive she needed!


And lo Barnaby did spy 'pon the orizon a ship of great size!
Or is that shop? (Barnaby wasn't much good with letters...)


The old insisted he was still ok to fight, and with a stick like that we weren't going to argue!

The glorious warrior and his singing blade.

His name was silent, but his tongue was not! He fought for the people, standing firm in court as he stepped up to speak (and often fight) for the little folk.

And when the speakin' were done, he'd let his blade sing for him. and BOY did it sing!

ALLTHEGODDAMNTIME!!! 'SHADDUP ALREADY', shouted Justice Dee! 'COME ON NOW!' said the Jade Emperor from his radiant seat in heaven. And still the blade sang.

Mostly mariah carey crap, but sometimes it'd do showtunes too.

They travelled...

These boys aren't looking fer no trouble mistah, they just want a bite to eat and they'll be on their way! Yessireebob.

And do you know where the local hardware might be? They's lookin' to set up a homestead over on the back 40 behind Mr Vulpinette's place.

Qigong Rabbit...

He said something about there 'not being a year of the Turtle!' And then ran off into the night!

Ninja ATTACK!

Sometimes, out on the prairie, when the sun has set and the fire burns low, the men curled up in their blankets talk of far off mysteries. Of shinobi assassins. Of monkeys with the power of the shadows. Dipped in death and ready to strike.

Sometimes, something arrives out of the night...

Sometimes... could be now.

Qigong, FIGHT!!!

These two are rejected character designs for a 'master' character, designed to teach people... um... something.