Security Desk

Stuart was new on the security desk, but an old hand at sorting the bad eggs out of the box of apples. The lunchtime peak was approaching... he crik-crak'd his knuckles in anticipation...

Mindless Sheep!

The fearsome sheep warriors of the high-frontier stand ready to defend their rocky empire from the evils that beset this world! Iron-headed, steel-jawed and granite lipped, they fight for the right to chew their cud, and... do whatever it is sheep do when other, decent folks aren't watching!

(yeah, I know this looks like some of the art in the KFPanda art book - that's completely accidental, but I'll take it on the chin. This came about while doing drawings for my li'l girl's school; she needs to build a wind-chime with the theme, 'family'. So I figured we'd do ourselves as our zodiac animals. Son#1 is a goat (which is also represented as a sheep in the Chinese zodiac) - hence the above image) (sorry KFPanda folks, but I've been drawing ye olde Chinese animals for a good 18yrs now, very much predating your awesome film of awesomeness).

Qigong, FIGHT!!!

These two are rejected character designs for a 'master' character, designed to teach people... um... something.

stuff and non-sense.

What if your mummy made a cup of tea, and the tea was haunted by a Djin from the far orient? Well... she'd get a fright AND 3 wishes! But always remember to make the last wish 'go back in the lamp' (or porcelain cup in this case).

This isn't finished, but I'm liking it enough to post is already. Please like it too.

MONSTER HEADS!



Ok, so I was discussing projects at work, and needed the extra focus that comes from occupied hands. And lo! These beasties popped into existance. I dunno what they are yet, but they're not vegetarian, I'm telling you that much!

ZOMBIE DINOSAURS

Zombie triceratops (the 2nd coolest of all dinosaurs) meets a Moa. And before anyone points out the impossible timelines here, let me remind you ZOMBIES ARE REAL!!!! Just ponder that for a moment, and then imagine how many dead dinosaur bits are inside your car's engine RIGHT NOW!!!!!

'ROWRRRRRGGGGGGGHH!' (Translated from Dinosaurese: 'brains').

RANDOM VILLAGERS
He is the hunter, he hunts. With a bow and laquer arrows. Cos he's cool. And stylish.

There's some more from this series, other folks in the village mostly. I think I need ot update the look of this blog soon (and post more content).

Now go to sleep!

Almost CNY!

updates just before another Ox-year starts...

Two in one month!!!