Showing posts with label pigs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pigs. Show all posts
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Sunday, August 7, 2011
THE SEVEN LITTLE PIGS.
Mean as hell and ready to harvest some wolf-pelts, the gang descended on the sleepy town in the early hours. By lunch-time they were running things.
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
At the end of the huffing and puffing...
"Listen up SPORT! You can huff and puff and blow all you like, but right now I'm the one with the chopper and you're the one with a bad suit and cheap petrol-kiosk sunglasses! Tough? You look like my mama's boyfriend! GEDDOUDAHEAH!" - the real ending of the 7 Little Pigs (most of you will be familiar with the abridged version) was somewhat closer to real life pig/wolf encounters.
Monday, January 31, 2011
San Xiao Zhu...
A dear friend commented that the "3 little piggehs" in the post last night were 'sacrilegious', cos there's only 1 pig in Xi You Ji.
This is my reply:
These guys? They're just guys. Zhu BaJie is the 'hamsup' pig, while these guys are simple merchants. Itinerant traders. (and one fool swordsman). They haven't... 'been intimate' with a she-pig in easily 48hrs!
They're COMPLETELY different from Zhu BaJie (and the only reason ZBJ doesn't get much curly-tail is cos Tang SanZhang is a TOTAL cock-blocker!)
This is my reply:
These guys? They're just guys. Zhu BaJie is the 'hamsup' pig, while these guys are simple merchants. Itinerant traders. (and one fool swordsman). They haven't... 'been intimate' with a she-pig in easily 48hrs!
They're COMPLETELY different from Zhu BaJie (and the only reason ZBJ doesn't get much curly-tail is cos Tang SanZhang is a TOTAL cock-blocker!)
Sunday, January 30, 2011
They travelled...
These boys aren't looking fer no trouble mistah, they just want a bite to eat and they'll be on their way! Yessireebob.
And do you know where the local hardware might be? They's lookin' to set up a homestead over on the back 40 behind Mr Vulpinette's place.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Pirates and Puritans and a whole passel o' trouble!
Listening to Hoyt Curtin's EXCELLENT BotP soundtrack and tidying up pics for the ol' Bloggo. What more could a man need?
I think this image is Sun Wu Kong the day after his birthday, when he HAS to wear the new hat his monkey-mummy gave him, but he doesn't really want to cos it's a floppy hat, and floppy hats are SOOOOO last epoch, and besides, how will he achieve enlightenment with this stupid hat falling in his eyes allathetime! WARGH!
The Wombat is the sleakest of all water-dwelling mammals. With his thick downy coat and prehensile tail, he is well adapted to the darkest parts of the ocean, where he wrestles with giant molluscs and the occasional recalcitrant zoologist.
This pair set out from Bathurst town at 11am. The puritan stopped to witness 13 times, while the pirate spent his time waylaying coach-tynes and pillaging. Who reached Lithgow first?
With colour, I am still disgruntled and almost peevish!
I think this image is Sun Wu Kong the day after his birthday, when he HAS to wear the new hat his monkey-mummy gave him, but he doesn't really want to cos it's a floppy hat, and floppy hats are SOOOOO last epoch, and besides, how will he achieve enlightenment with this stupid hat falling in his eyes allathetime! WARGH!
The Wombat is the sleakest of all water-dwelling mammals. With his thick downy coat and prehensile tail, he is well adapted to the darkest parts of the ocean, where he wrestles with giant molluscs and the occasional recalcitrant zoologist. 
This pair set out from Bathurst town at 11am. The puritan stopped to witness 13 times, while the pirate spent his time waylaying coach-tynes and pillaging. Who reached Lithgow first? 
With colour, I am still disgruntled and almost peevish!Saturday, January 24, 2009
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