DOWNDATE!

Which is the perverse way of not being an 'up-date'.

Here are some pictures what I drewed with my own hands and stuff. First is a dragon, or 'mythical reptile of european climes'. His name is Kevin and he likes quiet walks on the beach, the works of Marcel Proust and ravaging sacrificial virgins. Pet peeves include shining knights, mirrored-sunglasses and peanuts.

(I lost this image!!!)

the next image features Lesley.

I don't know which one of these two is Lesley, they won't tell me. All they'll say is 'he started it' and then stand there in a huff. What more do you expect from stupid anthropomorphic animals!

(this one too!!! Soon as I find it, I'll post it back up)

POSTED!

Look not upon the man, for he is HIDEOUS!

Ok, Ok, I edited this post, cos it was dumb. And I'm only editing it cos I should be more diligent with updates, so this post poses as an 'UPDATE', and in no way should it be seen as some sort of lame attempt to prove to people that I'm actually doing anything.

THIS IS A THING

the alpha

(I lost this image!!! ARGH!)

So now I am the blogging person, which is the thing to do, so the kids tell me.

Now if you'd join me in this amusement:

1. Pretend I've written something terribly witty and exciting
   (possibly sardonic, definitely cynical.
   ...maybe even hipster-esque),
   
2. nod head knowingly,
   
3. pause,
   
4. read some more,
   
5. now do a spit-take (optional: spurt coke all over expensive new monitor).

The humour, the humour.