the alpha

(I lost this image!!! ARGH!)

So now I am the blogging person, which is the thing to do, so the kids tell me.

Now if you'd join me in this amusement:

1. Pretend I've written something terribly witty and exciting
   (possibly sardonic, definitely cynical.
   ...maybe even hipster-esque),
   
2. nod head knowingly,
   
3. pause,
   
4. read some more,
   
5. now do a spit-take (optional: spurt coke all over expensive new monitor).

The humour, the humour.